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The Cigarette Tax

February 27, 2002 | Issue 38•07

Twenty-two states are considering raising cigarette taxes to generate extra revenue, and in New York City, the cost of a pack may reach $7. What do you think?

Old Woman

Patti Courson,
Receptionist
"I think that if these politicians enjoyed a nice, relaxing smoke once in a while, they wouldn't propose such uptight laws."

Black Man

Frederick Purcell,
Systems Analyst
"The government is such a bunch of suckers. I haven't reported my cigarettes on my taxes once."

Young Man

Todd Kantner,
Bus Driver
"I don't care if they raise the price, because I'm the guy in the bar who doesn't smoke except when he drinks. Got a cigarette?"

Young Woman

Danielle Dawes,
Waitress
"How can I afford smokes now, especially with a baby on the way?"

Old Man

Richard McCall,
Contractor
"The government has a right to tax unhealthy products because, after all, they pay for health care. What? They don't?"

Asian Man

Mike Dutler,
Machinist
"Well, $7 seems like a reasonable price to pay to calm my shakes and jitters over not having any fucking money."

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