High-School Drug Testing
A Texas high school is under fire for a plan to subject students to random drug tests. What do you think of the idea of high-school drug tests?
Greg Dunnert,
Delivery Driver
"American high schools are doing a fine job without subjecting its students to oppressive drug tests. What is this, the USFR?"
Rachel Kinnard,
Teacher
"We must have drug testing in schools, as our children are our greatest resource. Well, second greatest, after cobalt."
Vance Walker,
Systems Analyst
"At least it's constitutional for Texas high-school students to pray that they pass their drug tests."
Matthew Robles,
Banker
"Isn't there some sort of medication we can prescribe kids to make them stop doing drugs?"
Linda DeMuth,
Physical Therapist
"So many kids are dying from marijuana overdoses, we had to do something."
Chad Liman,
Student
"Man, if they do that, I'm gonna take so many drugs that their, like, drug machine will blow the fuck up."
