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Bush And Blair's Nobel Nomination

May 14, 2003 | Issue 39•18

Last week, President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair were nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for winning the war in Iraq. What do you think?

Young Woman

Andrea Barker,
Physical Therapist
"Man, this must've been a pretty shitty year for peacemakers."

Old Woman

Teri Hyde,
Homemaker
"If they win, they would join the esteemed ranks of Henry Kissinger and Yasser Arafat."

Old Man

Wayne King,
Systems Analyst
"Well, they did go to war when the entire rest of the world was opposed, so I suppose they deserve it. Wait, that came out wrong."

Black Man

Marcus Anderson,
Lawyer
"What, were the Powerpuff Girls too fictional or something?"

Asian Man

Bobby Thakker,
Delivery Driver
"Nominated by the grateful Iraqi people, no doubt."

Young Man

Ron Hadler,
Electrician
"It's about time. I'm sick of them always giving the Peace Prize to all those fucking pacifists."

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