The Missing Intern
Four months after her disappearance, the search continues for Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old intern who had an affair with Rep. Gary Condit (D-CA). What do you think?
Donald Bumbry,
Systems Analyst
"For years, men have been screwing women and then vanishing. But one woman does it, and there's all this hoop-de-doo."
Hal Murray,
File Clerk
"Man, the Democrats sure do love those intern Jewesses."
Fred Singleton,
Cashier
"I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?"
Richard Sakata,
Attorney
"While the police are at it, they should find out where my intern is. I asked for those copies 20 minutes ago!"
Jill Roenicke,
Biologist
"I've been missing for almost two years now, and it still hasn't made the news."
Diana Dempsey,
Speech Pathologist
"I hope this finally shows our young people that there's no future in fucking politicians."
