MIA Remains In North Korea
U.S. and North Korean officials are meeting in Kuala Lumpur this week to discuss efforts to recover the remains of 8,000 American soldiers missing in action in the Korean War. What do you think?
Benjamin Ryback,
Landscaper
"I don't know about you, but I certainly don't want those remains back. Have you seen that shit? It's nasty."
Jennifer Teague,
Law Student
"Did someone check the bathroom for those missing soldiers? Because my grandpa is a Korean War vet, and that's where we always find him."
Carol Clark,
Retiree
"Finally, I'll be able to be at peace when the bone shards and crushed skull of my loved one, gunned down in the prime of his life, are returned to me."
Davis Franklin,
Banker
"How can we worry about Korea when there are still bodies missing from the Punic Wars?"
Robert Dorner,
Systems Analyst
"Know who else is apparently missing in action? My waitress. I ordered those goddamn wings almost 15 minutes ago."
Don Oberkfell,
Electrician
"We must get the MIAs back alive. Failing that, we must get back their remains. Failing that, we must get back their droppings."
