Federal Security Breaches
Last week, it was reported that federal investigators carrying fake law-enforcement credentials were able to penetrate security at 21 government buildings, including the Pentagon, CIA, FBI, and Justice Department. What do you think about these alarming security breaches?
Ahmed al Assan,
Terrorist
"As a terrorist, I say the public release of this report detailing specific security flaws in key federal buildings is a positive first step."
Mike Hoyle,
Landscaper
"I was once able to infiltrate security at an exclusive Miami beach club by posing as a Federal Bikini Inspector."
Todd Cudahy,
Clerk
"This report is just another excuse by Big Brother in Washington to curb our personal liberties and create a police state to, uh, to... whoa, man, I am so baked."
Carol Christiansen,
Homemaker
"I bet I could be an FBI agent. No, wait–not 'be,' 'kill.'"
Max Arledge,
Systems Analyst
"Federal security's not as bad as they say. I haven't gotten into the Lincoln Bedroom yet."
Denise Petry,
Psychologist
"The government hasn't been secure since Nancy Reagan took away its little blue blankie back in 1984."
