Breast-Implant Dangers
Last week, the FDA ruled that the two leading brands of saline breast implants are safe enough to stay on the market despite "relatively high" risks of complications such as pain or leaking. What do you think about the controversial approval?
Lisa DeVarona,
School Psychologist
"I still have some reservations about saline implants. I think I'll just get one and see how I like it."
Nate Combs,
Doctor
"Speaking as a medical professional well-acquainted with the dangers of cosmetic surgery, I likes big ol' titties."
Tom Grunwold,
Systems Analyst
"Women should be free to do with their bodies whatever men want."
Judith Criss,
Teacher
"We sure have come a long way from the days when our ancestors carved breast implants from antler and horn."
Ben Dracht,
Cameraman
"I paid $8,000 for breast implants for my wife, only to have her romanced away from me by the enigmatic Latin lover El Macho. Curse you, El Macho!"
Larry Yates,
Electrician
"Maybe if those stupid bitches had any self-esteem, they wouldn't need implants. Whores."
