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W's First Hundred Days

May 2, 2001 | Issue 37•16

On Monday, George W. Bush reached the 100-day mark of his presidency. What do you think of the job he's done so far?

Asian Man

Alan Choudhury,
Electrician
"So much has happened these past 100 days. Let's see, there was the Clinton-pardon thing, the Clinton-furniture thing, the Clinton-in-Harlem thing..."

Young Woman

Danielle Ormond,
Art Dealer
"Has it been 100 days already? Wow, it seems like only yesterday that Bush cut off funding for overseas abortion providers."

Young Man

Pete Terrell,
Cab Driver
"Oh, Christ. I'm supposed to have an opinion on Bush's first 100 days? Geez, I dunno, what all did he do?"

Old Man

Rodger LaPierre,
Systems Analyst
"Since Gore really won the election, I've only been following what he's been doing these past 100 days. It hasn't been much."

Old Woman

Mary Ellen Bolz,
Guidance Counselor
"Well, he did lower drinking-water standards, revive hostilities with China, and endanger the budget surplus, so I guess that's all good."

Black Man

Rick Dandridge,
Chemical Engineer
"Sixty-three percent of the American people approve of the job Bush is doing. Then again, 98 percent of the American people are fucking morons."

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