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Science & Technology

Global Warming Heats Up

March 4, 2001 | Issue 37•12

Last week, President Bush rejected the 1997 Kyoto Protocol, which requires industrialized nations to curb greenhouse-gas emissions. What do you think?

Young Man

Chris Stratton,
Delivery Driver
"I'm sorry, but it's vital to the health of the U.S. economy that we destroy the entire Earth."

Young Woman

Debbie Honig,
Student
"As a Nader supporter, I'm thrilled to see the Green Party's master plan working so perfectly."

Old Man

James Burkholtz,
Mechanical Engineer
"I'm with Bush: What have future generations ever done for me?"

Old Woman

Patricia Volk,
Homemaker
"I'm against global warming. I'm also against altering my lifestyle in any way whatsoever to reduce it."

Black Man

Frank Toome,
Systems Analyst
"SUV owners can help reduce toxic emissions by parking in enclosed garages, stopping up their exhaust pipes, getting back into their cars, and tightly sealing all windows and doors."

Asian Man

Larry Blunstone,
Shopkeeper
"As a resident of Greenland, I only have one thing to say: goodbye."

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