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The Axis Of Evil

February 20, 2002 | Issue 38•06

President Bush's State of the Union pronouncement that North Korea, Iran, and Iraq represent an "Axis of Evil" continues to spark debate. What do you think?

Old Woman

Ellen Demuth,
Physical Therapist
"These 'Axis of Evil' nations are no more a threat than Libya, Syria, Cuba, Egypt, Pakistan, China, Saudi Arabia, or the Sudan. We've got nothing to worry about."

Old Man

John Yancey,
Systems Analyst
"I strongly feel that our conflict with the Axis of Evil should not be settled on the battlefield, but in the pro-wrestling ring."

Asian Man

Rich Hoegert,
Claims Processor
"Perhaps air-dropping food on these countries we just pissed off might help ease tensions."

Young Woman

Aimee Chambers,
Student
"We should not try to stop the access of Evel. That man is a national treasure and should be allowed to move freely in whatever stadiums or canyon gorges he likes."

Young Man

Rob Russell,
Pool Cleaner
"Calling Iran part of an 'Axis of Evil' may cause average Americans to lump moderates like Mohammad Khatami in with extremists like Ali Khamenei and Hashemi Rafsanjami."

Black Man

Anderson King,
Attorney
"Aw, shit, not another Axis. That last one kicked our asses."

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