Clinton Vs. The NRA
In recent weeks, President Clinton and the National Rifle Association have been at war over the issue of gun control. What do you think?
Wallace Carter,
Systems Analyst
"Guns don't kill people; guns are designed and manufactured for the purpose of enabling people to use the guns to kill people."
Lonald Molitor,
Family Therapist
"Gun control? Oh, great. Now how am I going to well-regulate my militia?"
Tami Kerst,
Manicurist
"People wouldn't need guns if the government finally enacted some laws that get tough on deer."
Tom Estades,
Assistant Manager
"Obviously, the president has never been captured by super-intelligent apes, or he'd feel differently about the importance of guns."
Francine Vanhandel,
Typing Instructor
"What a coincidence that Clinton is trying to pass sweeping new gun-control legislation in an election year."
Dennie Decker,
Carpet Cleaner
"As usual, the Democrats are manipulating the liberal media in a calculated bid to take away my fire stick. Unggh! Want fire stick!"
