Flooding In Mozambique
Four weeks of severe flooding have left untold thousands dead and 240,000 homeless in Mozambique, with still more rain expected. What do you think of this dire international situation?
Todd Pollack,
Lawyer
"First, we have to bail out the Africans because they don't have enough water. Now, it's because they have too much. Which is it, folks?"
Mark Schor,
Telemarketer
"It's awful what's happening over there. We should start bombing as soon as possible."
Brian Waller,
Systems Analyst
"Mozambique, Mozambique, Mozambique. All you ever hear about in the news is Mozambique."
Bobbie Alexander,
Dental Hygienist
"I just hope Paul Simon was airlifted to safety in time."
Lynne Allen,
Homemaker
"It seems like wherever those Doctors Without Borders go, trouble crops up."
Scott Groginsky,
Postal Worker
"Oh, those brown people. What will they get themselves into next?"
