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The Bank Of Wal-Mart

February 9, 2000 | Issue 36•04

The Treasury Department recently issued a new $1 Sacajawea coin, which is only available at banks and Wal-Mart. What do you think about the government making Wal-Mart an exclusive outlet for U.S. currency?

Old Man

Tom Reuschel,
Systems Analyst
"That's convenient for me, because there's a Wal-Mart right near the Burger King where I pick up my mail."

Black Man

Marlon Witherspoon,
School Psychologist
"This streamlines the circulation process by starting off U.S. currency in the place it's all eventually spent."

Young Man

George Giroux,
Auto Mechanic
"It seems appropriate, as Sacajawea was instrumental in opening up the West to competition-crushing retail chain stores."

Old Woman

Danielle Voss,
Homemaker
"I just got the exact same Sacajawea coin over at Target for 89 cents."

Young Woman

Tina Ormond,
Architect
"Wal-Mart's selling Sacajawea coins? Say, that reminds me, I need a new answering machine and some garbage bags."

Asian Man

Omar Sandiq,
Landscaper
"What better way to honor this great Native American than to restrict her movement to a handful of small, white-controlled locations?"

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