The Puff Daddy Trial
Rapper Sean "Puffy" Combs is on trial for illegal gun possession and bribery stemming from a 1999 shooting at a Manhattan nightclub. What do you think?
Bob Ayers,
Cashier
"How can Puffy possibly get a fair trial? It'll be impossible to find 12 jurors who don't already hate him for his shitty music."
Aimee Kohl,
Graduate Student
"I don't think it was a good idea for Puffy to take the stand and just chant, 'Unhh, yeah' over a recording of O.J. Simpson's testimony."
Jim Druckert,
Jim Druckert
"A rapper with a gun? This is the most insane witch hunt in history."
Natalie Orza,
Homemaker
"So they're prosecuting him on gun charges but letting him off the hook for 'I'll Be Missing You'?"
Gregg Butler,
Accountant
"I bet Jay-Z is so jealous."
John Whalen,
Cab Driver
"Man, I'd hate to cross paths with that guy in prison. No, wait–that would be fine."
