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The Tax-Cut Proposal

February 21, 2001 | Issue 37•06

In his first major initiative as president, George W. Bush is lobbying hard for a controversial $1.6 trillion tax cut. What do you think?

Asian Man

Sunil Bardeekian,
Forklift Operator
"Finally, the burden of raising a family on a meager factory-job salary will be lifted slightly. What? It won't? Damn."

Young Woman

Hillary Green,
Art Historian
"Is this one of those things that sounds great but only benefits the rich? Or is it one of those genuinely great, fairytale things that never really happens?"

Old Woman

Jill Yablonsky,
Homemaker
"I'm not sure what to make of all this. Can I get back to you after tonight's O'Reilly Factor?"

Black Man

Frank Muncie,
Systems Analyst
"A 10-year, $1.6 trillion cut to revive a softening economy and rein in spending impulses in Congress? Four words: Party at my place!"

Young Man

Bill Bohnert,
Custodian
"Income tax? Geez, I thought that highway toll I paid when we went to Taste Of Chicago last year took care of everything."

Old Man

Tom Wilhoyte,
CEO
"This would be a tremendous boon to me and my fellow corporate titans if any of us actually paid taxes."

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