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Clinton And The Fugitive Financier

February 14, 2001 | Issue 37•05

Congress is investigating Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich, a major Democratic Party contributor who since 1983 has been living in Switzerland to avoid trial for racketeering, tax evasion, and trading with Iran. What do you think?

Black Man

Hugh Carter,
Math Teacher
"A powerful politician doing favors for a corrupt business crony? America has lost its innocence."

Old Man

Patrick Poulon,
Systems Analyst
"Would you do any less for a loved one or major campaign contributor?"

Young Woman

Jessica Smith,
Graduate Student
"Marc Rich's plight is a lot like that of Native American activist Leonard Peltier, except Rich has eleventy gazillion dollars and isn't in jail."

Old Woman

Harriet Swann,
Guidance Counselor
"I'm sure living a luxurious lifestyle in Switzerland for the past 18 years showed Rich the error of his ways."

Young Man

Marc Cowart,
Electrician
"Come on, let him go. The poor guy's done his time. He was president for eight years, for God's sake."

Asian Man

Henry Thalacker,
Custodian
"I wish Clinton could have pardoned my ass out of jail for robbing that camera store. Oh, and also for my oil deals with Iran."

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