College Binge Drinking
A recent American Medical Association study found that binge drinking is on the rise on college campuses, as are alcohol-related deaths. What do you think?
Daryl Woodley,
Student
"Last November, my friend Brad got drunk, and he fell down a flight of stairs and died of massive brain trauma. We were ripped to the tits, dude."
Ricky Hanratty,
Student
"As part of my fraternity's initiation ritual, pledges are required to die of alcohol poisoning."
Peter Malone,
Bricklayer
"Sure, binge drinking can be a serious problem, but how else are college students supposed to foster an environment conducive to date rape?"
Annette Brister,
Interpreter
"Most college students aren't even 21, so this is really more of a grad-school issue."
Steven Stoudt,
Systems Analyst
"Forget college. I'm doing my best binge drinking now that I'm in my 40s and have a dead-end job and a fucking albatross of a family."
Stephanie Blackledge,
Dental Hygienist
"What's wrong with letting off a little steam five to six nights a week?"
