The Onion

FCC Media Deregulation

June 18, 2003 | Issue 39•23

The FCC has eased restrictions on same-city ownership of newspapers and TV stations, freeing media conglomerates to create local monopolies. What do you think?

Young Man

Mitch Ahearn,
Auto Mechanic
"Yeah? Well, if this is such a big problem, why aren't we hearing more about it on the news?"

Old Woman

Karen Syms,
Homemaker
"I'd be greatly worried, were it not for Clear Channel's proven track record as a passionate and responsible guardian of the values of the Fourth Estate."

Asian Man

Kris Eccles,
Cashier
"Oh, crap. Now, both my local papers will carry Hagar The Horrible."

Old Man

Ken Pierce,
Systems Analyst
"Hold on–does Chomsky know about this? Because, man, oh, man, is he ever gonna hit the roof."

Young Woman

Mindy Roberts,
Physical Therapist
"I'd be concerned about how this will affect the radio airwaves, but, fortunately, I'm a huge Pink fan."

Black Man

Richard Powers,
Investment Banker
"Shhh. TV's on."

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