Princess Di One Year Later
Last week marked the first anniversary of the Paris car crash that claimed the life of Princess Diana. How do you feel one year after her tragic death?
Jeffrey McBride,
Drill-Press Operator
"Even now, I can still recall where I was the night I heard the news: down at Ed's Tavern, cracking jokes about it with the guys."
Kathryn Schmidt,
Florist
"If only there were some sort of item I could buy to commemorate the milestone."
Patricia Boone,
Social Worker
"I just hope all the worms and bacteria that are feeding off her decomposing corpse understand how truly special she was."
Rich McGraw,
Landmine Manufacturer
"On behalf of the landmine industry, I say good riddance."
Jonathan Bowa,
Systems Analyst
"Princess Di was that rarest of creatures–a royal I would do."
Evan Carlton,
Travel Agent
"Di's death is a collective memory that will never be erased from our shared consciousness, not unlike that song from the Slinky commercial."
