First Family In Crisis
In the wake of the Lewinsky scandal, media focus has shifted to the First Family, with some speculating that Bill and Hillary will divorce upon leaving the White House. What do you think about the future of the Clintons?
Barry Todd,
Lawyer
"Hillary must be deeply hurt and angered that her husband broke his sacred vow to keep his extramarital affairs from the press."
Biswot Salaam,
Factory Worker
"As a Sudanese factory worker, I sincerely hope that Bill Clinton remains faithful to his wife during his remaining time in office."
Renee Walker,
Manicurist
"I used to think Hillary was a bitch, but all that's changed now that I see her as a victim."
Gina Lyons,
Systems Analyst
"I'm just glad Hillary hasn't stood by her man like some good little woman like Tammy Wynette."
Larry Klecko,
Opthamologist
"That recent vacation on Martha's Vineyard was just what Hillary needed–a break from the pressure of constantly feigning surprise and indignation."
Rick Leahy,
Carpenter
"One thing's for sure: It'll be years before Chelsea is willing to give a guy a blow job."
