School Shootings
On May 21, Springfield, OR, 15-year-old Kip Kinkel opened fire in his high-school, killing two students and wounding 22 others. What do you think about the recent rash of school shootings?
Benjamin Reed,
Optometrist
"I have no idea what would drive a young person like Kip Kinkel to hate and kill. Unless, of course, it's his fruity-ass name."
Stephanie Piersall,
Systems Analyst
"Something must be done: Our white kids are dying."
Darrell Oliver,
Cartographer
"What 15-year-old doesn't dream of taking out his whole class? And who are we to tell a child not to pursue his dreams?"
Greg Goff,
Waiter
"It's obvious that what America needs today is Jim Belushi as The Principal."
Kendra Schmidt,
Guidance Counselor
"These kids should settle their differences with a heart-to-heart teen rap session."
Stephen Loring,
Graphic Designer
"Kids shooting kids with rifles? What has this world come to? A snub-nose .45 offers much better stopping power."
