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Microsoft Under Fire

June 27, 1998 | Issue 33•20

Last week, the Justice Department and 20 states filed an antitrust suit against Microsoft, accusing the software giant of monopolistic business practices, such as its inclusion of Internet Explorer on Windows 98. What do you think?

Other Guy

Peter Mills,
Waiter
"I just got that new Microsoft recombinant-superflu virus, and unless I shell out $5,000 for the Microsoft immune-system DNA upgrades, I've only got a year to live."

Guy With Sunglasses

Duane Griffin,
Systems Anaylst
"Bill Gates should be left alone to do his job. While the press is busy hounding him, he's still got to run the country, you know."

Blonde Girl

Karen Higgins,
Kinesiologist
"I bet Bill Gates could win over the Justice Department if he got an even huger video screen to stand in front of at all times."

Wimpy Guy

Thomas Vaught,
Sales Representative
"I look forward to discussing this Microsoft lawsuit with my fellow business travelers en route to my upcoming conference in Phoenix."

Girl With Glasses

Sandra Robinson,
Unemployed
"This Microsoft-Justice Department standoff is all anyone's talking about here at the shelter."

Minority Guy

Larry Rice,
Bank Teller
"Microsoft should be free to do as it pleases without government interference. Bill Gates has my full support in this matter end load
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