Troops To Stay In Iraq
U.S. military officials recently announced that thousands of soldiers will remain in Iraq for longer than previously stated. What do you think?
Arthur Rucker,
Professor
"At least democracy's flowering over there. They could be here, where it's nearly fucking dead."
Jessica Burrell,
Salesperson
"Good. Maybe it'll teach those weaklings some discipline."
Edward Enriquez,
Sales Manager
"As an employer of several U.S. reservists, I have one question: Who's gonna sell these motorboats?"
Maude Wilkenson,
Artist
"I can't imagine why it's taking them so long to accomplish a simple little matter like stabilizing that particular geopolitical region."
Sammy Marsh,
Security Guard
"Boy, the Iraqis better develop a fun pop culture with cute cartoon animals and grown women in schoolgirl uniforms, or this will be a complete waste."
Martin Stearns,
Systems Analyst
"If our soldiers must be involved in a lengthy occupation, at least it's in a place without any dangerous weapons of mass destruction lying around."
