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Uday And Qusay On Display

July 30, 2003 | Issue 39•29

Last week, the U.S. military defended its decision to place the bodies of Saddam Hussein's sons on display. What do you think?

Black Man

Patrick Herron,
Computer Specialist
"I can think of no better way to win opposing Iraqi hearts and minds than by showing them some opposing Iraqis' actual hearts and minds."

Old Woman

Darcie Windham,
Activity Director
So, we've got Uday and Qusay. Now, how about the eapons-way of ass-may estruction-day?

Asian Man

Juan Russ,
Station Engineer
"Now the Iraqis will love us, like they were supposed to in the first place."

Young Man

Marty Felder,
Bus Driver
"My heart goes out to Saddam. I can't imagine what it's like to lose even one, much less two evil henchmen."

Old Man

Terrance Fleck,
Histopathologist
"Raise the heads on gilded poles! Roast the fatted calf! We need a rousing song--summon Toby Keith!"

Young Woman

Alisa Overstreet,
Systems Analyst
"Super. Now, let's show those bodies to the economy and our problems are over."

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