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Banning ATM Fees

November 17, 1999 | Issue 35•42

On Nov. 2, voters in San Francisco and Santa Monica approved ordinances banning banks from charging ATM fees to non-customers. In response, several banks in the cities blocked non-customers from using their cash machines. What do you think?

Young Woman

Teresa Bossy,
Student
"I don't think it's right for a business to charge money for a service it provides."

Black Man

Paul Goring,
Photographer
"ATM fees? Who cares? As a Californian, the issue I'm most concerned about is where I can get a reasonably priced mocha enema."

Asian Man

Michael Gillies,
Cook
"That little man inside the machine who has to process the orders and stick the money through the slot deserves that $1 tip."

Young Man

William Merrick,
Landscaper
"What do you mean fees? I thought Bank of America was making my money work for me!"

Old Man

Ron Langevin,
Systems Analyst
"ATM fees? Who cares? As a Californian, the issue I'm most concerned about is where I can get a reasonably priced mocha enema."

Old Woman

Diana Melanson,
Herpetologist
"Eliminating ATM fees is only the beginning. The struggle for justice will not truly be over until money materializes directly into people's hands."

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