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Politics

A Woman In The White House?

January 13, 1999 | Issue 35•01

Elizabeth Dole's recent decision to leave the Red Cross is regarded by many as a sign that she will run for president in 2000. What do you think about the prospect of a first-ever female president?

Black Man

Barry Sims,
Stockbroker
"Haven't we learned our lesson about letting a woman into the Oval Office? What if she started giving people blow jobs? It'd be disaster all over again."

Old Woman

Emily Weston,
Insurance Agent
"Bob Dole would make a glamorous First Lady."

Old Man

Oscar Grosz,
Systems Analyst
"I warned this would happen if we gave women the vote. Now they're all drunk with power."

Young Woman

Kathleen Riegert,
Student
"Anyone with half a brain knows that women are just as capable of leading as men. Just look what a good job Captain Janeway has done."

Asian Man

Sunil Shahpura,
Cashier
"A woman can't be president, because she might get PMS and make bad decisions. Only male presidents can properly control their hormones."

Young Man

Kevin Dobson,
Delivery Driver
"I think there should be a woman in the White House, but not Elizabeth Dole. She's just not hot enough."

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