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Trouble In East Timor

September 15, 1999 | Issue 35•33

On Aug. 30, East Timor voted overwhelmingly for independence from Indonesia, sparking a pro-Jakarta militia crackdown that has left hundreds of Timorese dead and prompted U.N. officials to evacuate the island. What do you think about this rapidly deteriorating international situation?

Old Man

Franklin Schuitt,
Systems Analyst
"It's a tough call. They're not as brown as Africans, but they're still pretty brown. I guess I'm leaning toward not caring."

Asian Man

Richard Heep,
Bank Teller
"East Timor? Shouldn't the citizens be, you know, Timorous? Ha! Seriously, though, where is this town?"

Old Woman

Linda Voskuil,
Homemaker
"This crisis won't affect production of Kmart's fall fashion line, will it?"

Black Man

Robert Iverson,
TV Journalist
"As CNN's senior correspondent for the Pacific Rim, I'd just like to say, 'Hey, Noam Chomsky, look! We're finally doing a story about how oppressed East Timor is! Are you happy now?"

Young Woman

Melissa Orr,
College Student
"The U.S. has got to step in and hold a pancake-dinner benefit for these people."

Young Man

Hugh Randolph,
Construction Worker
"Martial law? A shoot-on-sight curfew? That's pretty serious, man. I just hope all the white people get out okay."

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