The Ten Commandments Ruling
State Supreme Court justices recently ordered that a Ten Commandments monument be removed from the Alabama Judicial Building. What do you think?
Stanley Welty,
Systems Analyst
"At the rate the liberals are going, it won't be long before our country has an official policy mandating the separation of church and state."
Opal Birch,
Loan Counselor
"I support its removal. A monument to the Ten Commandments is a graven image, and therefore blasphemous."
Lawrence Petty,
Program Director
"Alabama was just using that monument as a cheap, easy way to score some God points anyway."
Jeff Rawson,
Groundskeeper
"People can be so stupid about religion. I always have to explain my 'I'm A Fundament-tail-ist!' T-shirt to people. It means I like ass-fucking, all right?"
Kay Sines,
Talent Director
"I know they have to take down the big granite monument at the Judicial Building, but what about the small tin sign tacked up in the Negro Courtshack?"
Arthur Serra,
Order Filler
"Let them have their statue. It's Alabama. No one there can read it, anyway."
