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Depression & The Second Lady

June 16, 1999 | Issue 35•23

Last week, former clinical-depression sufferer Tipper Gore held a conference at the White House to raise awareness of mental illness, from which she said 50 million Americans suffer. What do you think about Gore's effort to draw attention to mental health?

Young Man

Bryce King,
Forklift Operator
"I always wondered about the origin of the phrase, 'As batshit insane as a vice-president's wife.'"

Asian Man

Javier Orza,
Cashier
"As Quiet Riot noted, metal health is an extremely serious issue, which, if not detected and treated early, will drive you mad."

Old Woman

Diane Weston,
Caterer
"When I'm feeling down, there's one sure fire way to get me back on my feet: I start a nationwide right-wing morality crusade against some harmless teen music fad."

Black Man

Erick Walker,
Systems Analyst
"What's the big deal? If Tipper becomes too depressed while in office, someone else can cook the state dinners."

Young Woman

Jill Poulian,
Librarian
"Maybe if Tipper tried a little harder to make friends, she wouldn't be so depressed."

Old Man

Alan Kretchmer,
Investment Banker
"I applaud Tipper Gore for taking a brave stand on this issue. Just between you and me, though, I just knew the bitch was nuts."

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