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Gore For President

June 9, 1999 | Issue 35•22

Vice President Al Gore plans to formally announce his bid for the presidency on June 16. What do you think about Gore running in 2000?

Asian Man

Gary Podesto,
Locksmith
"Sure, what the hell? This Gore guy couldn't be any worse than the losers we have in office now."

Old Woman

Jacqueline Effman,
Legal Secretary
"Why are you asking me who should be president? It's not like I have any input in the matter."

Young Woman

Liz Myrick,
Dialysis Technician
"He should definitely be elected. Gore and Hillary would make a great couple."

Black Man

Neil Krasnow,
Systems Analyst
"You mean we're still having presidents after this whole Lewinsky scandal?"

Young Man

Keith Talley,
Mechanic
"Gore vs. Bush... the same choice I have to face in selecting my pay-per-view movies every night."

Old Man

Bruce McDonough,
Metallurgist
"We must elect Gore. Jay Leno has barely scratched the surface of joking about his stiff and wooden disposition. Four more years!"

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