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U.S. Seeks Help In Iraq

September 10, 2003 | Issue 39•35

In a U.N. resolution last week, the U.S. sought troops and money from all nations to aide in Iraq's postwar reconstruction. What do you think?

Old Man

Joseph O'Brien,
Systems Analyst
"They weren't too keen on helping us invade, but now that we've shown them we can do it, I bet they'll fall all over themselves to pitch in."

Young Woman

Erin Rose,
Interior
Designer

"Finally, the U.S. is allowing other countries to contribute financially to Iraq's reconstruction. They were getting really pissed off that we weren't letting them do that."

Young Man

Brett Gelman,
Poet
"We must get the other nations of the world to commit troops in Iraq. Then they'll be weak at home—and we can strike!"

Asian Man

Don Moe,
Translator
"There's trouble in Iraq?! Quickly! To the unilateral- invasion-mobile!"

Black Man

Evan Foley,
Lawyer
"When a nation sees a fellow nation going through troubled times, like Iraq is now, it's important to reach out and help. Together, through caring and sharing, we can make a difference."

Old Woman

Julie Brister,
Social Worker
"Good heavens! So many problems and complications! I sure do miss having the old Iraq around, just the way it was."

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