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Presidential Pay Hike

June 2, 1999 | Issue 35•21

At a hearing on Capitol Hill last week, Congress was urged to approve a spending bill which would double the president's salary to $400,000 per year, effective January 2001. What do you think?

Old Woman

Maxine Banks,
Museum Guide
"I think it's a bad idea. We want our presidents to be motivated by a lust for power, not money."

Old Man

Ralph Payne,
Technical Writer
"What? A raise? For the president? No! Now get out of my office!"

Asian Man

Bart Cordova,
Lab Assistant
"The president should get raises like everyone else: a 35-cent increase after every 16-month period, depending on a good performance review."

Young Woman

Debbie Raiford,
Physical Therapist
"Doubling the president's salary? Sounds risky. That kind of money could corrupt a man."

Black Man

Steve Coburn,
Systems Analyst
"If the job only pays $200,000, a lot of qualified candidates might opt to take a job that pays more money. Like, for example, owning a county-wide chain of gourmet-popcorn shops."

Young Man

Patrick Hilleary,
Groundskeeper
"I refuse to be president for anything less than 800 grand. Take it or leave it. It's your loss, America."

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