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The Return Of SDI

April 21, 1999 | Issue 35•15

Alarmed by the development of nuclear weapons in China, North Korea, Iran and Iraq, Congress recently approved a scaled-back version of the 'Star Wars' missile-defense system of the Reagan Era. What do you think about the revival of this program?

Old Woman

Charlotte Lindblad,
Photographer
"Back in the '80s, when Star Wars was first proposed, scientists said it was impractical and would only increase the risk of nuclear war. But I'm sure that doesn't still apply."

Black Man

Reggie Clay,
Systems Analyst
"We need the most advanced missile-targeting system money can buy, so that at the crucial moment, we can switch it off and trust our feelings."

Young Man

Bob Thomasson,
Machinist
"No, thanks. I'd rather see the U.S. pursue a course of Annie Hall-style diplomacy."

Young Woman

Amy Blair,
Graduate Student
"I heard that in a full-blown nuclear attack, the Star Wars system could intercept as many as 50 percent of all incoming missiles. And how much damage could the other 50 percent possibly do?"

Asian Man

Fred Beattie,
Football Coach
"As I always say, the best defense is a good offense. Let's get out there and nuke the hell out of them first, team!"

Old Man

Patrick Randolph,
Optometrist
"A defense system orbiting high above the planet, from where it could rain down fiery death on the Earth's surface? As an American citizen, I've approved of worse ideas."

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