Should Arafat Be Removed?
Many see Palestinian President Yasser Arafat as a roadblock to Mideast peace. What do you think?
Scot Armstrong,
Systems Analyst
"Arafat needs to be taught a lesson he'll never survive to forget."
James Eason,
Lawyer
"These brutish Palestinians need to learn that democracy is about choosing a leader who can speak for all Americans."
Jason Mantzoukas,
Deliveryman
"Hey, there's nothing like martyring a leader to calm the Palestinian extremists."
Jon Daly,
Waiter
"Arafat should get out of politics. It would give him time to focus on his Baby AraPhat line of Palestinian urban wear."
Tara Copeland,
Legal Assistant
"Arafat should be replaced with someone younger and cuter, like that dreamy Hamas hunk Hafiz Mahmet al-Bahri. Oh, he was assassinated?"
Christine Walters,
Loan Counselor
"The question is not 'Should Arafat leave Israel?' The question is 'Why hasn't everybody left Israel?'"
