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Iran's Nuclear Program

October 1, 2003 | Issue 39•38

Iran faces an Oct. 31 U.N. deadline to prove that it has no secret atomic-weapons program. What do you think?

Black Man

Matt Donnelly,
Editor
"If armageddon devices of biblical proportion don't belong in the hands of fundamentalist religious extremists, where do they belong?"

Asian Man

Steve Buck,
Cashier
"A standoff over nuclear weapons? Fun! My father told me about those!"

Old Man

Bob Wiltfong,
Revenue Agent
"We have bigger things to worry about in the Mideast than nuclear weapons."

Old Woman

Jessica Allen,
Systems Analyst
"If Iran breaks the deadline, they'll be in direct conflict with the U.N., which is a really big deal if you're not America."

Young Woman

Rachel Biello,
Paralegal
"I know how Iran feels! Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines! Ack!"

Young Man

Kurt Braunholer,
Parking Attendant
"Everyone always says Halloween is going to be scary, but when the International Atomic Energy Agency says it, you can believe it."

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