Should The U.S. Attack Iraq?
Frustrated by Saddam Hussein's continued defiance of U.N. weapons inspectors, the U.S. is strongly considering a tactical strike against Iraq. What do you think?
Randi Chester,
Manicurist
"War is bad for little children and other living things. No, that's not my opinion, it's just something I did a hook-rug of once. By all means, bomb, bomb, bomb."
Kip Fraschilla,
Systems Analyst
"If we have all those extra soldiers, we may as well use some of them up."
Max Rudolph,
Landscaper
"This grave international crisis makes me want to shout 'U.S.A.' thrice."
Gina Barlow,
Science Teacher
"With the Olympics over, I desperately need a new outlet for my rampant jingoism."
Tyler Welles,
Tour Guide
"Before the U.S. resorts to bombing Iraq, we should make sure we've fully explored all other possible options, such as raping their women."
Ronald Potts,
Temp Worker
"Remember back when Iran was bad, and Iraq was good? That was, like, weird."
