CIA Leak Probed
The FBI has launched an investigation into whether White House officials leaked the identity of an undercover CIA officer. What do you think?
David Martin,
AV Technician
"The White House needs to assure the American people that, in the future, more interesting things than this are leaked to the press."
Christine Kula,
Music Director
"We must do more to safeguard our covert operatives, even if that means never allowing them to spy and forcing them to work at Cinnabon instead."
Will McLaughlin,
Systems Analyst
"It's important to compromise national security every now and again, to keep the CIA on its toes."
Charlie Sanders,
Information Specialist
"This is just like Karl Rove. Last year, before the White House Christmas party, he leaked the true identity of my Secret Santa."
Jeff Hiller,
Coach
"The Karl Rove I know would never commit such a nefarious act. Then again, the Karl Rove I know runs Rove's Auto Body out by the interstate."
Katie Dippold,
Law Clerk
"You know who else is a CIA agent? My asshole ex-boyfriend Dave Fredericks at 2102 Leavitt St. Go get him, terrorists."
