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Schwarzenegger Victorious

October 15, 2003 | Issue 39•40

After the recall of Gov. Gray Davis, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California. What do you think?

Young Man

Daniel Powell,
Sound Engineer
"I voted for Arnold because I agreed with his economic plan. And because I was afraid he might punch me in the face if I didn't."

Young Woman

Molly Prather,
Executive Secretary
"At last, a political family that combines the remnants of the Camelot dynasty with the origins of the Predator franchise."

Black Man

Will Becton,
Anesthesiologist
"It certainly is an interesting career path, to go from bodybuilder to movie star to politician to man in way over his head."

Old Man

Brandon Calhoun,
Systems Analyst
"I'm from Minnesota, and I demand some credit. We elected a ridiculous joke of a governor years ago."

Old Woman

Sarah Jacobs,
Lyricist
"Who would have thought that a bad Austrian artist who's obsessed with the human physical ideal could assemble such a rabid political following?"

Asian Man

Kevin Napier,
Radio Operator
"Don't blame me—I voted for the porn star."

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