The Holistic Medicine Boom
Led by such new-age gurus as Deepak Chopra and Andrew Weil, holistic medicine is more popular than ever. What do you think of alternative medicine?
Ed Shelby,
Reference Librarian
"I tried acupuncture once to cure a liver ailment. It wasn't the needles that bothered me; it was the Asian guy laughing at me in the background."
Alison Nickerson,
Bank Teller
"My bad breath was recently healed by a powerful new-age Certs flavor crystal."
Ron Kramer,
Systems Analyst
"This guy once told me he could redirect my chi energy by putting his dick in my butt. He was a very wise man."
Francis Dhuey,
Interior Designer
"I had my thyroid gland removed without any anesthetic, and only two acupuncture needles in my neck. The pain was excruciating."
Stacy Rokowitz,
Psychologist
"I've been on a ginseng-only diet for three weeks now. Look at the colors, man. The colors."
Benjamin Wuhl,
Plumber
"My wife had a swami over last week to correctly align her yoni and chakras. She said it worked, but it sure looked to me like he was just fucking her."
