Sniper Suspect Rehires Lawyers
Sniper suspect John Allen Muhammad stopped acting as his own attorney last week and rehired his lawyers. What do you think?
Samuel Riegel,
Systems Analyst
"This is the only way for the sniping, serial-killer wacko to receive a fair trial. I'm sorry, alleged sniping, serial-killer wacko."
Jeff Campbell,
Optometrist
"His decision to represent himself might have proved as disastrously unwise as his decision to shoot all those people."
Leslie Meisel,
Secretary
"As long as he's found guilty, justice will have been served."
Oliver Ralli,
Securities Agent
"I know where he's coming from. I tried to treat myself for colon cancer. But after a few months, I turned to a pro."
David McKeel,
Dishwasher
"It's wise to hire a lawyer. I defended myself in small-claims court against a carpet-cleaning business. Result: eight years in a maximum-security penitentiary."
Ellen Newell,
Audiologist
"He should've had a little fun representing himself in court, before he fries like a batter-dipped cod for what he did."
