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Notorious R.I.P.

March 19, 1997 | Issue 31•10

The Notorious B.I.G. was shot to death last week, almost six months to the day after fellow "gangsta" rapper Tupac Shakur was killed. What do you think about the escalating violence in the rap world?

Other Guy

Herb Petersen,
Limnologist
"I believe there is a connection between this murder and last November's slaying of Whitney Houston."

Blonde Girl

Theresa Hull,
Roofer
"There was once a man killed for rapping the gospel. They nailed Him to a cross. His name was Jesus."

Guy With Sunglasses

Chad Schorr,
Systems Analyst
"Damn... Know what I'm sayin'?"

Wimpy Guy

Kevin Hyland,
Legal Secretary
"Congress has simply got to start increasing public-service announcement funding."

Girl With Glasses

Lorraine Woolhouse,
Science Teacher
"These rap stars have got to stop trying to emulate their fans."

Minority Guy

Patrick Prozinski,
Nutritionist
"It's the same as all those East Coast-West Coast killings back in the big band days. Artie Shaw. Tommy Dorsey. And they still don't know what happened to Benny Goodman."

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