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The Promise Keepers

October 14, 2003 | Issue 32•11

While some praise the Promise Keepers, who recently held a massive rally on the National Mall, for their call for Christian men to renew their commitment to family and God, others say the group has an underlying anti-woman agenda. What do you think?

Wimpy Guy

Chris Foote,
Realtor
"I was at the rally, and when I realized all the sins I had committed, I began to pray and weep hysterically. Then I accused Goody Brewster and Tituba the slave girl of witchcraft and began to whirl around uncontrollably and stab random people."

Blonde Girl

Liz Offerman,
Student
"Personally, I'm scared by these Promise Keepers. They go against everything I learned and felt at Lilith Fair."

Minority Guy

Matthew Butler,
Computer Programmer
"What's wrong with a group of men finally standing up and taking responsibility for their wives' actions?"

Girl With Glasses

Mary Chapman,
Interior Designer
"The Promise Keepers represent a wide spectrum of Christian men, ranging from those who wear blue polo shirts with tan, pleated pants to those who prefer tan polos with dark pants."

Other Guy

Barry Eadle,
Systems Analyst
"I have not seen that many white men weep openly since Tom Watson double-bogeyed on the 18th at last year's Masters."

Guy With Sunglasses

Victor Schukal,
Airline Pilot
"As a Freemason, I see nothing threatening about an insular, patriarchal belief system. Please pass the ceremonial chalice and blade."

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