Protecting The Police
In the wake of an ever-growing number of shootings of police officers, including last week's L.A. bank-robbery shootout, debate is raging over how to better protect our nation's law enforcement officials. What do you think?
Jerry Osgood,
Building Contractor
"I feel bad for the cops. From now on, I'm going to let them beat me a little harder."
Warren Browder,
Science Teacher
"In preparation for an armed assault by a police officer, I reinforced my ass with a baking sheet."
Hugh Kulwicki,
Chef
"We need to protect our nation's law enforcement officials at any cost. Except those fucking meter maids—let the bitches fry."
Dana Bern,
Orthodontist
"Any police officer who's in trouble should just call 911."
Linda Lewis,
Systems Analyst
"I think our police officers would be safer if they didn't wander around such bad neighborhoods at all hours of the night."
Bill Reuschel,
Computer Programmer
"The only way policemen can be saved is if they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior."
