The Clone Wars
In the first-ever cloning of a mammal, scientists in Scotland announced last week that they had successfully cloned a sheep. What do you think?
Tad Kolinski,
Farmer
"Big deal. I discovered the secret of my sheep's colon years ago."
Wendy Reid,
Interior Decorator
"The world of the frighteningly prophetic 1984 film Weird Science is closer than we think."
Barbara Eastman,
Systems Analyst
"I can't believe it—imagine a whole field of sheep that all look alike!"
Rajeev Pindar,
Speech Pathologist
"They spend billions on genetics research, and meanwhile, I still have no pretzel rods with tangy ranch flavor."
Tony Roth,
Building Supervisor
"Science can do anything now, man. They can clone, they can orbit shit. Hell, I'll admit it—science is cool."
Will Backman,
Plumber
"I think I saw some of those cloning experiments going on down at the mall. They had wallet chains and real big pants."
