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Public Funding For Stadiums

September 16, 1997 | Issue 32•07

Taxpayers and politicians in a number of U.S. cities are deeply divided over proposed multi-million-dollar, taxpayer-funded sports stadiums. What do you think?

Minority Guy

Karl Orff,
Computer Programmer
"If we don't build stadiums, then the roads won't be clogged with cars and the bars won't be filled with drunk sports fans. Then where would we be?"

Blonde Girl

Barbara Christiansen,
Florist
"If they're going to build a stadium for the guys, they had better build something for us women, like a parking lot to wait in."

Guy With Sunglasses

Matthew Arnett,
Roofer
"I'm voting for the new stadium in my city. Not because I'm a sports fan, but because I can't get enough of peeing in a trough."

Wimpy Guy

Warren Wyler,
Loan Officer
"I don't even want to know how much of the Gilbert City budget went toward repaving the tennis courts at the park."

Other Guy

Russell Innes,
Systems Analyst
"I don't know much about stadiums, but I'll tell you what I do think: I know it's highly unorthodox to say this, but I really think the Pack might have what it takes to go all the way this year."

Girl With Glasses

Stacie sanchez,
Psychologist
"How can a child be expected to learn to read in a city with a 30-year-old stadium?"

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