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Speeding Up Iraqi Self-Rule

November 19, 2003 | Issue 39•45

The Bush Administration announced that it hopes to speed up the transition to self-government in Iraq. What do you think?

Asian Man

Charlie Falk,
Security Guard
"Jesus, just leave the country, already. Someone else will come in and take it over."

Young Woman

Christine Winn,
Receptionist
"This is simply the natural evolution of our policy from Iraquisition to Iraqupation, to Iraqunification."

Old Woman

Diana Conley,
Receptionist
"Iraq has a history of instability and will require strong leadership in the postwar era. Hey! Is Saddam still alive?"

Young Man

Rodney Dunson,
Warlord
"Well, I happen to be an unemployed warlord."

Old Man

Robert Swenson,
Systems
Analyst

"It makes sense for Bush to pull out. If his own father had exercised the judgment to pull out, the U.S. wouldn't have been there in the first place."

Black Man

Jeff Rondeau,
Materials Engineer
"I'm just hoping Bush gets our boys home before election time."

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