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Air Force Follies

February 19, 1997 | Issue 31•06

In the past few weeks, U.S. Air Force pilots have been involved in a number of dangerous incidents involving irresponsible flying. Most notable were two incidents in New Jersey last week, in which F-16 jets chased commercial airliners out of their flight patterns. What do you think?

Blonde Girl

Lynette Henke,
Veterinarian
"I think the Aviation Department should do a better job of painting those yellow lines in the air to prevent such mishaps."

Minority Guy

Raul Herron,
Roofer
"Maybe the government has been giving out a bit too much hash lately."

Other Guy

Robert Pettit,
Building Contractor
"They were probably testing something. Just like the time they tested my anus to see if I was gay."

Girl With Glasses

Rachel Pierce,
Systems Analyst
"I find it surprising to hear about these accidents, especially when I think of the fine caliber of individuals in the military that I knew in high-school shop class."

Guy With Sunglasses

Gregg Syzinski,
Chiropractor
"Remember in 1983 when we shot down that Korean Airlines jet? That was sweet."

Wimpy Guy

Richmond Burger,
Carpenter
"Kenny Loggins was right—they really do fly into the Danger Zone."

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