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Anti-Paparazzi Legislation?

September 9, 1997 | Issue 32•06

In the wake of Princess Diana's death while speeding from photographers, many are calling for anti-stalking laws that protect celebrities from paparazzi. What do you think?

Other Guy

Ted Springs,
Civil Engineer
"Boy, I thought the paparazzi were out of line back in '33, when their flashbulbs enraged Kong, causing him to escape and nearly destroy Manhattan. But this time they've gone too far."

Guy With Sunglasses

Duane Eichhorn,
Landscaper
"I have a tip for the paparazzi—I will be dining tonight at the Shoney's on Highway 11. But please, no flashbulbs."

Girl With Glasses

Cheryl Pinsky,
Systems Analyst
"To the paparazzi, I have only one question: How do you live with yourselves? Oh, and also, how do you avoid that red-eye effect?"

Blonde Girl

Suzanne Templeton,
Manicurist
"Movie stars should not be photographed."

Minority Guy

Mitchell Cook,
Telemarketer
"Remember when President Clinton held that nuclear test-ban summit in Iceland last year? Why couldn't the press just leave him alone?"

Wimpy Guy

Randy Quisling,
Photographer
"As a longtime Princess Di photographer, I freely admit that we screwed up. We screwed ourselves out of another 40 years of making millions off photos of that stupid broad riding horses and shopping."

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