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Entertainment

THG And The NFL

December 3, 2003 | Issue 39•47

A string of scandals has prompted the NFL to impose stricter testing standards for performance-enhancing drugs, especially the steroid THG. What do you think?

Young Man

Jesse Scott,
Painter
"Sports-wise, I don't have any experience with performance-enhancing drugs...only the spectation-enhancing kind."

Young Woman

Tammy Rinaldi,
Programmer
"Huh. So, Bill Romanowski tested positive for high levels of THUG?"

Black Man

Robert Neighbors,
Statistician
"I'm glad drugs are out of the hands of radio hosts and into the hands of athletes, where they belong."

Old Woman

Patty Grubner,
Convention Planner
"It's admirable that those athletes only use drugs that enhance performance. Today's kids could learn a lot from these role models."

Old Man

Albert Kinard,
Systems
Analyst

"Apparently, the type of performance-enhancing drugs the Raiders were using aren't the kind that help you pressure the quarterback, stop the run, or establish a goddamn passing game."

Asian Man

Joe Wendt,
Interpreter
"THG? It's harmless. I use it to clean my coffee maker. I don't see why everyone's so RAHRRRRR!"

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