THG And The NFL
A string of scandals has prompted the NFL to impose stricter testing standards for performance-enhancing drugs, especially the steroid THG. What do you think?
Jesse Scott,
Painter
"Sports-wise, I don't have any experience with performance-enhancing drugs...only the spectation-enhancing kind."
Tammy Rinaldi,
Programmer
"Huh. So, Bill Romanowski tested positive for high levels of THUG?"
Robert Neighbors,
Statistician
"I'm glad drugs are out of the hands of radio hosts and into the hands of athletes, where they belong."
Patty Grubner,
Convention Planner
"It's admirable that those athletes only use drugs that enhance performance. Today's kids could learn a lot from these role models."
Albert Kinard,
Systems
Analyst
"Apparently, the type of performance-enhancing drugs the Raiders were using aren't the kind that help you pressure the quarterback, stop the run, or establish a goddamn passing game."
Joe Wendt,
Interpreter
"THG? It's harmless. I use it to clean my coffee maker. I don't see why everyone's so RAHRRRRR!"
