The Worldwide AIDS Crisis
AIDS in the Third World, particularly Africa, is an ever-growing problem. What do you think?
Jay Litton,
Busboy
"Wow, storage costs for that AIDS quilt must be skyrocketing."
Thomas Batson,
Banker
"That's it. Call off the Olympics."
Gayle Showalter,
Teacher
"Normally, I'd have sympathy for the Third World, but you've gotta admit it's their fault for being gay."
Shelli Madden,
Food Scientist
"AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa is on the rise because sufferers have failed to ask their doctors about Combivir®."
Glen Luther,
Systems Analyst
"We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."
Yi Shade,
Foreman
"We can't just throw money at the problem. Or discuss it in the political arena. Or address it at all."
